A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr #Kscope20 and #Kscope21 locations announced this week – Boston and Nashville respectively! Registration is open now for #kscope20 It’s nearly a year away – so you have time…
Author: Adrian Ward
30 Years working on Oracle systems, specialising in Oracle analytics. Previously known as OBIEE, and before that Seibel Analytics
Oracle ACE
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#Kscope19 week
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they cant C#. Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. If you’re at #Kscope19 this week – enjoy!!! Here’s some of the latest blogs and posts we’ve been reading this week: Blogs of the week…
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18c, Analytics and some Kscope excitement!
I didn’t realise how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out. I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords. Some of the latest blogs,news and videos for…
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Some of the latest
A SQL Query walks into a bar. In one corner of the bar are two tables. The Query walks up to the tables and asks: – Mind if I join you? Some of the latest blog and videos below for your Monday enjoyment. Have a good week! Blogs of the…
OBIEE, APEX and Neo4j
One of the most important aspects of an OBIEE project is getting the design right. Of course you say, but how do I document it, and how do I update the documentation when the model is updated. Many of you seasoned OBIEE developers will know about exporting the metadata from…
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A new blog for a sunny May!
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. And another… The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. The sun is out in the UK! Pull up a deckchair, slap on the…
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Spring has Sprung!
A wife send her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sends an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely and utterly broken now”. and another one… I changed my…
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A few more blogs!
3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table. Enjoy the latest news and blogs! Blogs of the week Selecting Optimal Parameters for XGBoost Model Training Andrejus Baranovskis shared “There is always a bit of luck involved when selecting…
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#worldbookday2019 – Read a book or read some blogs instead
Today is #worldbookday2019 and children (and some adults) have been dressing up as their favourite characters from books. We are celebrating by reading some of the latest blogs and news instead! But first some jokes about all things ‘books’: What did the frog say when he went to the library?…
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Some new blogs to read!
Q. Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet! We are well into the swing of 2019 now and starting to see some beginning signs of Spring and benefit from some milder (warmer, dare we say it) weather. Come and read some of the new blogs…