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A few of the latest for your enjoyment… Blogs of the week 1. Oracle JET – How To Reference JavaScript Module in HTML Andrejus Baranovskis says, “I will explain how to reference JavaScript module function in Oracle JET HTML. In previous Oracle JET versions, we were using $root to access…

A woman in labour suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.” The weather has been questionable this Summer in the UK – hoping to eek a little bit of sunshine before September… In the meantime, here’s some of the latest news…

Did you hear of the mathematician who avoided negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them… This event is definitely worth a mention. “Bringing experts in the community together to #PASSTHEKNOWLEDGE on analytics & reporting. Submit your content now on Oracle Analytics Cloud, data warehousing, visualisation, finance, AI, and any other…

A password cracker walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Then a Beer. Then a BEER. beer. b33r. BeeR. Be3r. bEeR. bE3R. BeEr #Kscope20 and #Kscope21 locations announced this week – Boston and Nashville respectively! Registration is open now for #kscope20 It’s nearly a year away – so you have time…

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they cant C#. Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. If you’re at #Kscope19 this week – enjoy!!! Here’s some of the latest blogs and posts we’ve been reading this week: Blogs of the week…

I didn’t realise how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out. I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords. Some of the latest blogs,news and videos for…

A SQL Query walks into a bar. In one corner of the bar are two tables. The Query walks up to the tables and asks: – Mind if I join you? Some of the latest blog and videos below for your Monday enjoyment. Have a good week! Blogs of the…

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. And another… The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. The sun is out in the UK! Pull up a deckchair, slap on the…

A wife send her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sends an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely and utterly broken now”. and another one… I changed my…

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table. Enjoy the latest news and blogs! Blogs of the week Selecting Optimal Parameters for XGBoost Model Training Andrejus Baranovskis shared “There is always a bit of luck involved when selecting…