Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they cant C#. Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos. If you’re at #Kscope19 this week – enjoy!!! Here’s some of the latest blogs and posts we’ve been reading this week: Blogs of the week…

I didn’t realise how bad of a driver I was until my sat nav said, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out. I wonder if my first cat appreciates being at least slightly immortalized in my passwords. Some of the latest blogs,news and videos for…

A SQL Query walks into a bar. In one corner of the bar are two tables. The Query walks up to the tables and asks: – Mind if I join you? Some of the latest blog and videos below for your Monday enjoyment. Have a good week! Blogs of the…

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. And another… The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed. The sun is out in the UK! Pull up a deckchair, slap on the…

A wife send her husband an SMS on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband sends an answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives an answer from his wife: “The computer is completely and utterly broken now”. and another one… I changed my…

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table. Enjoy the latest news and blogs! Blogs of the week Selecting Optimal Parameters for XGBoost Model Training Andrejus Baranovskis shared “There is always a bit of luck involved when selecting…

Today is #worldbookday2019 and children (and some adults) have been dressing up as their favourite characters from books. We are celebrating by reading some of the latest blogs and news instead! But first some jokes about all things ‘books’: What did the frog say when he went to the library?…

Q. Why aren’t dogs good dancers? A. Because they have two left feet! We are well into the swing of 2019 now and starting to see some beginning signs of Spring and benefit from some milder (warmer, dare we say it) weather. Come and read some of the new blogs…

Q: Erin, spell mouse. A: M O U S. Q: Yes–and what’s on the end of it? A: A tail? Happy New Year! We’re well and truly back into the swing of things and over half-way through January! Have the January blues? Read our first blog of 2019 and some…